I got mad at my mom so I biked about 10 miles down a road
I got a flat tire about halfway down, had to walk it maybe 1.5 miles
Then a guy in a truck pulled over and asked if I needed help
He gave me a infomercial headlight and pumped up my tire for me, he was really nice
Then I found a house ahead (it was in the middle of nowhere) and went to ask for a drink of water
They asked if I was hungry, I said "I guess" and they gave me grapes and grilled cheese
While I was there they asked me where I live and when I told them they realized how far I've been going
Then my tire was flat again when I tried to head out so they called the sheriff and they took me to the town hall to meet mom there
crazy v-day for me