Why does everyone hate me? What did I do to you?
oh mein gott hahaha
quit trying to be a cat probably
but hey, I have a solution
1.convert to Hinduism
2.enlist for the army
3. be good(but not too good, see 7)
4. fight in a war
5. die
6. hope you reincarnate as a cat
7. if you were too good, reincarnation might stop and you will go to heaven
8.???
9.cat