A dragon carrot shaped couch/soda vending machine
Can you stop? You aren't funny.
I am serious. that would be a cool couch or vending machine.
No one laughed at your jokes so you might as well stop
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2263423/Porsche-unveils-worlds-largest-TV-boasts-201inch-screen-costs-414k.htmlMight not be in your budget.
antique popcorn machine