Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
Did you know, that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother? If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave its ass, and teach them to walk backwards. I’ll use small words to be sure that you understand, you wart hog faced buffoon! You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scum bag, forget face, richard head, ass hole. You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder! You clicking, clanking, clattering collection of Collagenous junk. You stuff kicking stinky horse manure smelling motherforgeter you. You dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil. You eunuch jelly! You insecure junk yard motherforgeter! You’re a forgetin secretary, forget you! Ya – That’s my message to you, forget you and you can kiss my ass. You are an emotional forgetin cripple, your soul is dog-stuff, every single forgetin thing about you is ugly. You are physically repulsive, intellectually handicapped, vulgar insensitive selfish, stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humor and you smell. I don’t like your jerk-off name! I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t like you, jerk-off. You’re a cunt, your a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s gonna change is that you will become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. Looks like to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. You’re just an after birth, you slithered out on your mother’s filth. They shoulda put you in a glass jar on the mantle piece! You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! If I gave you any thought I probably would despise you! You would piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire! There is a name for you, but it isn’t used in high society, outside of a kennel! You one ugly mutherforgeter! Honey, you got real ugly! This guy, real forgetin ugly! Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw off your face! know there is a problem with your face. Sit your five dollar ass down! What you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you will find? You'll find the definition of the word idiot, which you forgetin are! I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy. I don’t give a stuff, maybe I don’t remember the last time I blew my nose either. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your stuffter with a lubricated horse rooster! forget you is my middle name! Why don’t you go home and forget your mother some more? I’m going to put a bullet hole in your loving forehead and forget the brain hole.I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, but I can’t see the stove. You want to make 14 dollars the hard way? If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the John and watch you take a leak. How would you like to suck my balls?! Your mom goes to college! Your guts are made of your mom’s chest hair! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? I hate you so much, that when I describe you I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. You should go clone yourself so you can go forget yourself!I tea bag your loving drum set! You'sa just dumber than a bag of hammers.You climb obstacles like old people forget! I crap bigger than you. I used to forget guys like you in prison. Feel your hand you son of a bitch. Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow-blower. Listen, your mother sucks forgetin big forgetin elephant richards, you got that?forget your father in the shower and have a snack. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbin off your mum! You musta been something before electricity. Your mom is so fat I had to roll her in flavor and look for the wet spot – if you want to forget her, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Yes, its true, this man has no richard. Shut up you idiot! Moron! Pus licker! Fart smeller! You eat dog crap for breakfast! Geek! You play ball like a girl! People who are talking metaphor ought to shampoo my crotch. Never seen so many backwards ass country forgets in my life on this goddamn forum! You’re an inanimate forgetin object! You stupid ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them all. You stupid forgetin cunt. You! I’m talking to you stuff head! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid forgetin cunt, you idiot! Alright, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. If I was going to break your balls I would ask you to go home and get your shine box. Now go home and get your shine box! MutherforgetinI bet you're the cheap, no good, lying, rotten, form fleshing richardless hopeless, heartless, bug eyed, stiff legged spider lipped worm head sack of monkey stuff you look like you are! The day I need a friend like you, I’d just have myself a little squad stuff one out. I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain. I’ll shove that bat up your ass, and turn you into a Popsicle. Listen, you snot nosed little stuff, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face. I don’t give a tuppany forget about your moral conundrum you meat head stuff sack! Are you going to bark all day, little doggy! Or are you gonna bite? That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. You look like the vermin ridden son of bitch you are! I bet you're the kind of guy that would forget a person in the ass and not even have the god damn courtesy to give them the reach around. Hell, son, you are as useful as a rooster flavored lollipop. You can go suck a forget! You forgetin roosterroach! You know what son you are, you are the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you. You are a smelly pirate hooker. You look like a blueberry. Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island! First, take a big step back, and literally forget your own face! You’re the problem, you’re the forgetin problem! You loving doctor white honkin jam-rag loving spunk bubble! Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat forget. forget you, forget ball.You teutonic twat. Shut that cunts mouth or I will come over there and forget start her head. You rooster juggling thunder cunt! Hey, try not to suck richard on your way through the parking lot! You insignifi-cunt forget! Stick your rooster up her ass you mother forgeter worthless rooster sucker! stuff it ain’t son of a bitch, bastard douche bag, twat, richard head. Boy, I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss for your ass right now! For me, you are somewhere between a roosterroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when your really thirsty. Your part – egg plant. You're a cantaloupe. You're a real boring forget. Sorry, sorry I know you disapprove of swearing so, you are a boring F star star cunt. Ah, I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eddiberries. If I had a richard, this is where I would tell you to suck it! And further more, you can all go forget yourselves! Frankly, my dear I don’t give a damn!
