Austin Police says Jaywalkers should be happy they're not loveually assaulted

[Johnny Blockhead]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/22/austin-police-chief-says-jaywalkers-should-be-happy-theyre-not-loveually-assaulted-by-cops/
I saw this on reddit, I thought it was pretty bizarre.

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[Bisjac]

as of a date about 2 weeks ago. more innocent people have been accidentally/unnecessarily killed by local police, then soldiers have died in iraq and afghanistan (since the wars started)

law enforcement are pieces of stuff

[KoopaScooper]

Bitches overreact. Enough said.

[Chrono]

“During the press conference I attempted to place the arrest into context by bringing attention to the fact that law enforcement deals with many acts of serious misconduct,” Acevedo wrote. “This includes recent instances in the news of loveual assault by police officers in other cities. In hindsight I believe the comparison was a poor brown townogy, and for this I apologize. I stand committed to transparent leadership and will continue to engage the community we serve in an open, honest, and timely manner.”

Leave it to reddit to not read the entire article they link.

[DrenDran]

Bitches overreact. Enough said.

this


Just edgy teenagers rebelling against the government and the liberal media sensationalizing everything as usual.

[Clone v.117]

I think most people should be happy they're not loveually assaulted.

[Night Fox]

I think most people should be happy they're not loveually assaulted.

I wish someone would loveually assault me

[IdeTheBird]

I wish someone would loveually assault me

youre weird kid

[Night Fox]

youre weird kid

mm, tasty tasty loveual assault

[Tonkka²]

law enforcement are pieces of stuff

Are you having some sort of a handicap wave where you cannot realize that these cases are very far in between and rare? The news don't report cases where nothing has happened and people have been satisfied with the law enforcement service. The news only report cases where a cop has bludgeoned someone to death because they, 1 out of 100 000, happen to be a corrupt stuff head.

[DrenDran]

Are you having some sort of a handicap wave where you cannot realize that these cases are very far in between and rare? The news don't report cases where nothing has happened and people have been satisfied with the law enforcement service. The news only report cases where a cop has bludgeoned someone to death because they, 1 out of 100 000, happen to be a corrupt stuff head.

Breaking news: Cop arrests woman for crime, no injuries reported.
ratings: 10/10

[Destroyer]

Lol, "The arrest of an Austin jogger on jaywalking charges," police in Austin seem bored.

[Stocking]

he didnt actually loving say that jesus christ. he said

In other cities there’s cops who are actually committing loveual assaults on duty, so I thank God that this is what passes for a controversy in Austin, Texas.

he's saying that he's grateful that the only internal problems his police department has is that they're sometimes too rough arresting jay walkers. he didn't say that people should be grateful that they arent being raped by cops, that has absolutely nothing to do with what he actually said

jesus god damn there should seriously be laws against printing bullstuff like that

[mp7964]

lol i jaywalked and got stopped by APD today.

[BuildaBox]

Are you having some sort of a handicap wave where you cannot realize that these cases are very far in between and rare? The news don't report cases where nothing has happened and people have been satisfied with the law enforcement service. The news only report cases where a cop has bludgeoned someone to death because they, 1 out of 100 000, happen to be a corrupt stuff head.

Stuff like this isn't rare at all. forget cops.