Original text:
"So I was sitting there minding my own business and he just came into my room and loving punched me square in the face! What the heck man!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Then maybe you can handle full year t."
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Original text:
"My noodles are too cold. Heat them up in the microwave will ya?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Not too cold (or mixed), perhaps heat furnace?"