not a secret, everyone faps
even you and your brother
it is kinda weird that your younger brother will fap in the futureeww
really weird story, but one time i came home kinda drunk and really hungry. i put some bread in the toaster and put butter on it and it looked so loving good that i got a boner from it
i pray to shrek every night before i go to bed
My grandpa is an elk.
I really really like punk/alternative like green day, blink 182 and rise against
implying green day and blink 182 are punkot: i like to make people upset on purpose