I'm a extreme cheap skate
no
I try to not wear pants at home but Epicduke is all like "ew get sum pants on feggot" and he's the one with the laptop idk why he insists on hanginh out arround me 24/loving7
I like men
I like menand women
I once helped out my a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.
My grandpa is an elk.
I fap.