richard and flatflyer
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richard was being a richard on the forums, in the starbound thread, ranting about how avians suck, when his computer began to rumble. Feathers started to fly out of the screen, and richard rolled his computer back, as Flatflyer, naked, but covered in red paint, along with feathers and a wizard hat started punching richard in the richard. richard was angry, but aroused, this was like a painful handjob. So Flatflyer pucnhed harder, but his punches were weak. And richard had a richard. Realizing Flatflyer was just giving him a hj, he tried to get back in the computer, but got stuck. He had to finish his work before he could escape. So he did, and left richard with cum richard, and went back into the forums. That day richard never again said avians suck, they rub.
squideey/teneksi
On a gay morning, Squideey sat on a red 4x2 brick. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His blockorichard ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Teneksi to love someone with a gay star fish? Gayly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a ham, all on a summer's day. I wish my Teneksi would hump me, in his own gay way..." "Do you?" Teneksi sat down beside Squideey and put his hand on Squideey's nipple. "I think that could be arranged."Squideey gasped gayly. "But what about my gay star fish?" "I like it," Teneksi said gayly. "I think it's blocko."
"I love you," Squideey said quickly.
"I love you too," Teneksi replied and humped him.
They bought a Brickduck, moved in together, and lived a happy life, humping and being homos
kompressor and a shadow
As Kompressor made his way through ACM city, he just knew something was missing. He didn't know what it was, but it made him angry. So he searched in every map, until he found it. A shadow. The shadow tried to get away, but Kompressor wouldn't let her. He grabbed the shadow and tried to figure out a place to stick his tough richard. But he did, and after he impregnated the shadow, he left her behind and went on. He had become the lord of shadows.
SwampivirousXTermibrown townlyCapricious
Swampivirous had no idea what to do for his next livestream, so he asked the forums. Then, user termibrown townlyCapricious said "Suck richard" Swampivirous laughed, and said no. But he heard a knocking at the door. He saw termibrown townlyCapricious standing there, and he walked inside. He had a video camera with him. He set it up, and sucked Swampivirous's richard and livestreamed it. Nobody watched. 2 days later termibrown townlyCapricious got aids in his mouth.
pachaxnal
nacha/pal
Pacha was angry. He was banned for the last time. He would DDos the forum to death. He was about to do it, when he felt his lovers boner inside him. He gasped. "Don't do it richard." Nal said. Pacha settled down as the furry forget massasged his nipples. "The forums are cool. Just spend some more money" nal said again. Pacha realized this, and bought another blockland copy, and made another account for the forums. He looked back to his lover, expecting his furry face, but saw no one there. But he knew, he knew that he would never really see nal, and never feel his furry boner. Pacha sobbed and fell asleep in his chair.
MeXsome girl
Cool Boi was walking back from school, when he saw a girl walking by herself. He walked up to her, and said hi. She turned around, stopped walking, and blushed. Then, with out a delay she chomped his richard clean off as Cool Boi began to scream in agony as she then bit his right arm, blood sprayed everywhere. She then bit off his head and the screaming stopped as his bloodied corpse layed there, with only a torso left. "Hi" she said. She then turned around and walked into the bushes and stripped naked and slept.
