Author Topic: How many times have you almost died  (Read 5883 times)

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both when i was young

one where was on the porch with my dad when i was a toddler, we lived on a main street. my parents were both watching, but i started running out onto the street. I made it across, my prints chasing me.
Those prints are dangerous man!

He lives in the deep south so I imagine that type of stuff happens lol.
Is this sarcasm or a serious comment? I live in the deep south and in my country incidents are very rare. You hear about that stuff in the west.

Had severe pneumonia when I was born, needed a machine to help me breathe for a good while.

I am pretty sure i lost count. But I was in a car that almost crashed due to dumbass elder drivers not seeing us

your attacking someone for apparently no reason.
What about his attacking someone for apparently no reason?

I honestly can recall any seriously life threatening things or close calls

I feel like I'm gonna die when I dive into a pool and come up under a raft

I guess the closest I've ever been was nearly being wiped out by a car while riding my motorcycle


three or four

all of them involving nearly drowning in a pool

I almost drowned in a pool when I was 8 6
same here

EDIT: forgot to mention one incident. so it was new years 2014, at around 2 am after the ball dropped. (balls if u count me) some loving drunk black lady thought it was a nice idea to push me while i was playing one of those party Annoying Orangeets. Annoying Orangeet made a huge cut on the roof of my mouth so loving close to my uvula. she also spilled champagne all over my cousin who had a nice dress, and almost hit my aunt in the eye with a grape. she later went on to take a damn bath in my family's bathtub and made an entire mess in the bathroom. if i ever see that motherforgeter again i will slit her throat.
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