How many times have you almost died

[Captain Coco Crinkle Pop]

I tripped over a rock almost, scury stuff yo.

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[XR-7]

I almost died from appendicitis. Don't laugh, it's actually serious stuff.

Yeah. There's the famed story on Colton Burpo who temporarily died during it and reported seeing things that he had never even known about. No need for spoilers here.

[CharlesSpeaking]

i already did die from laughter, once. i said so. i even put "literally" after it

[Axo-Tak]

I was ran over by a bike. I fell onto the ground and it rode on my spine.

Also, some other incident where I did something really stupid to myself and got a mild anaphylactic response.

[Pngu12970]

choked on some tape when i was a little boy
split my knee open on a sharp stray piece of tile in the carpet blood everywhere and had to have stitches
im quite lucky.
i used to trip over alot but i stopped doing that.

[Ceist]

drove through a tornado in a kia.

[Redconer]

drove through a tornado in a kia.

WOAH WHAT

[Cakey]

i didn't fap for a day

[Dante77]

got a gun pointed at me once, actually two guns

[danisaac5]

Couple of months ago a van nearly took me off my bike at high speeds.

[Caribou]

3 times. I was once swimming and nearly drowned, while I was in a car we nearly forgot to hit the brakes and in 2012 I had terrible temporary Colitis and I felt like I was about to die because of the excessive pain which lasted for almost a month.

[awesomebread]

i almost got hit by a car once.

[Gojira]

my dad almost got hit by a car going at 65 mph the other day
police saved his life

[Zanaran2]

Yeah. There's the famed story on Colton Burpo who temporarily died during it and reported seeing things that he had never even known about. No need for spoilers here.

y-
you didn't catch it?
holy stuff man.

[GrenadeBoy]

Almost got hit by car when I was 8 lol