How many times have you almost died

[Redconer]

:o

My oldest sister, now 11, breathed poop before she was born.  That was bad.

I'm gonna lose my dinner, thank you

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

I'm gonna lose my dinner, thank you

I'll help you find it.

[Swat 3]

I'm gonna lose my dinner, thank you

did you know you actually wee wee in your mums belly

oh and you also begin swallowing around that time.

good luck

[ßlöükfáce]

I almost died laughing at the bones4 drama

[BassCrossMegaman1]

a car in front of us got slammed real hard by a red light runner
I would not be here if it weren't for that car.

I got infected with a really bad strain of stomach flu
I was hanging on by a microscopic thread, but here I am.

[Clone v.117]

A couple, birth problems, woke up covered in redback spiders (as a child a single bite could be fatal so multiple bites is something to be avoided) but managed to get my brother to swipe them off before any bit me.
Can't think of many specific examples, but the amount of time I spend around snakes and spiders could probably count for a couple.

[.:FancyPants:.]

well
they're called lifesavers because they resemble lifesavers

i figured that's what it was, but some dude told me it was that whole choking thing which still made sense

apparently it's somewhat both

"The candy's name is derived from its similarity to the shape of lifebuoys used for saving people who have fallen from boats. The name has also inspired an urban legend that Crane invented the candy to prevent children from choking, due to his own child having choked on a hard candy."

[Xolerate²]

Heart problems at birth.

The heart problems returned around age 4 because my medication I was using didn't work anymore.
It resulted in surgery.

[Epicduke]

almost broke my back which would of caused paralysis

[Eden]

Some soccer mom was texting on her phone and nearly hit me in her SUV when I was walking to get a haircut. Even if I was hit, I'd still lose some hair, so errr...

[$trinick]

cracked my skull

earlier today i choked on a scooby snack

?

[Manofthecentury]

i tripped and hit my head on a curb when i was around 11 years old. idk if that counts

[Dino5678]

closest?
i think that was when i attempted to open my cars door when it was actually going at 40mph, I ended up in the hospital for surgery with my leg bleeding so much that all you could see is "bright red".

[Hawt]

Nearly died from a peanut cookie.

[Zanaran2]

I almost died from appendicitis. Don't laugh, it's actually serious stuff.