do you crumple or fold your toliet paper

[Georges]

Idk, that's not something I  pay attention too!

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[Captain Coco Crinkle Pop]

I do crumble it if I have diarrhea.

[awesomebread]

fold into a triangle

[Epicduke]

fold into a triangle

that seems like it would be too small

[Alyx Vance]

Depends on the stuffuation
Heh, hehheh, heh... :c

[devildogelite]

lolz?? is really nothing but total LOLZ guys

[GhostStar]

I use my fingers

[Brickitect]

Such a dumb topic, but what else is there to ask? Everything has been taken...
OT: fold.

[CreamTurk3y]

Okay, okay. What the forget?

Why would you even crumple your toilet paper? It's inaccurate, messy and just downright painful looking. Why would you do anything but fold it? You can fold it for a clean and smooth entry not to mention you can fold over multiple times, allowing for multiple uses out of one paper. It saves toilet paper and it feels nice on your rump. Now don't even get me loving started on wrapping it around your arm. Let me just say one thing, what happens if you go in too rough and the paper rips? I'll tell you, stanky hand. So before you even loving THINK about not folding, just remember how much toilet paper you're wasting, or how much stuff you have on your hand. Sure, crumpling may be quicker and wrapping may cover more ground in one sweep. But just remember how efficient folding is.

Hopefully I have educated you all on the proper way to wipe your ass.

Also, if you have the toilet paper roll under, you're weird. Having the paper go over is the only loving proper way.

[Blockzillahead]

people who crumble their toilet paper are probably disgusting people in real life

[Nal]

i use my hands

good lord

[XR-7]

I have too much swag for either option.

[SquartleTurtle]

I TAKE IN THE WHOLE ROLL THEN GET A ADRENALINE PUMP AND THEN STICK IT IN THE PAPER ROLL HOLE AND STICK IT UP MY WILLY

[awesomebread]

I usually just use a wet rag on a stick

[CJwarrior]

I use newspaper