Author Topic: I dun forgeted up... (Read 1310 times)

nickpb1 · February 28, 2014, 03:33:11 AM

3 hours ago I found a tub of Nestle cookie dough in my fridge, so I did the most logical thing and started chowing down. Now I am laying on my bathroom floor while my stomach explodes D: I dun forget up...

After crawling to the garbage to look at the empty tub I saw this

What if by "bake" they mean get really stoned so you don't realize/care you are eating raw salmonella dough :/

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mawty · February 28, 2014, 03:43:33 AM

hahaaa bake cookies?? more like bake bongs!!!!! haha *smokes big toke * haha nice 1 bro haha

IdeTheBird · February 28, 2014, 03:50:59 AM

Quote from: mawty on February 28, 2014, 03:43:33 AM

hahaaa bake cookies?? more like bake bongs!!!!! haha *smokes big toke * haha nice 1 bro haha

holy stuff reaper where have you been

Starzy · February 28, 2014, 04:02:22 AM

Quote from: mawty on February 28, 2014, 03:43:33 AM

hahaaa bake cookies?? more like bake bongs!!!!! haha *smokes big toke * haha nice 1 bro haha

he's back and as unfunny as ever.

mawty · February 28, 2014, 04:04:27 AM

Quote from: Starzy on February 28, 2014, 04:02:22 AM

he's back and as unfunny as ever.

*rases eyebrow* can we please get back on topic to nick eating "raw" cookies?

nickpb1 · February 28, 2014, 04:07:02 AM

Quote from: mawty on February 28, 2014, 04:04:27 AM

*rases eyebrow* can we please get back on topic to nick eating "raw" cookies?

I understand the stupidity of the situation but I was hungry yo

Brickman · February 28, 2014, 04:35:10 AM

did you not know that cookie dough involves raw eggs?

nickpb1 · February 28, 2014, 04:36:38 AM

Quote from: Brickman on February 28, 2014, 04:35:10 AM

did you not know that cookie dough involves raw eggs?

Ofc I know. Risk = cookie dough goodness

Bisjac · February 28, 2014, 04:38:30 AM

nothing wrong with raw eggs

Brickman · February 28, 2014, 04:42:21 AM

oh i'll eat raw c-dough any day, it's just by OP's reaction it seemed like he didn't realize there was any risk involved in it

Philip M. · February 28, 2014, 04:48:34 AM

Here is the full report of Nestle Chocolate Cookie Dough: http://www.nestleprofessional.com/united-states/en/BrandsAndProducts/Brands/NESTLE_TOLLHOUSE/Pages/11003897.aspx?UrlReferrer=https%3a%2f%2fwww.google.com%2f

From reading the ingredients you didn't eat anything that would cause you to do anything you're describing. Best of luck.

HellHound · February 28, 2014, 06:05:55 AM

I hope you learned a valuable lesson; massive amounts of cookie dough may lead to stomach unpleasantness.

Snaked_Snake · February 28, 2014, 06:20:03 AM

Protip: Look before you ~~leap~~ eat.

snot2 · February 28, 2014, 06:21:52 AM

oven is so el horno

Slammer1337 · February 28, 2014, 06:41:30 AM

Quote from: mawty on February 28, 2014, 04:04:27 AM

*rases eyebrow* can we please get back on topic to nick eating "raw" cookies?

Says the person who started talking about smoking and stuff.