Author Topic: what significance does giving someone an apple have to do with religion??  (Read 3152 times)

my gf keeps telling me she's gonna give me an apple or some stuff and she says it's about her religion but the forget religion is this??

does anyone know where this comes from what


umm, why don't you ask her?



I think it has something to do with Adam and Eve.

or some stuff
why would she give you her feces
some forgeted up religion

why would she give you her feces
some forgeted up religion

sounds less forgeted up than christianity

fight me

It's a satanic ritual. Soon she will start feeding on your legs.
The only way to stop it now is to impale a stake in her chest.

obviously she has predicted your future profession is teaching, and she wants you to be prepared to receive that stuff 24/7 from suck up students

sounds less forgeted up than christianity

fight me
ummm
im agnostic

I think it has something to do with Adam and Eve.
That wasn't an Apple

That wasn't an Apple
YEAH IT WAS A POMEGRANATE I HEARD IT IN A COMMERCIAL ONCE!!!!

occasionally in my religious beliefs
we would give an apple to chango



but i have no idea why she would be giving you an apple
thats all i know about apples

She worships the devil.