So I was making toast...

[Steemer]

...and I had to get five stitches.

[On Thursday] I was trying to cut a burnt bit off because my toaster likes to overcook one side and not cook the other and the breadknife slipped and I cut my thumb.


I also forgot to instagram it before applying first aid.

But because I'm not a little bitch I still went on the school camp later that day.

Anyway discuss injuries that had stories you could simplify down to something like the title.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

Instructions were unclear, I got my toast stuck in the ceiling fan

[Niff]

tl;dr: I bit off a thumbnail during history, bathrooms were locked, and my thumb started throbing

[Nonnel]

Once I got my finger stuck in a recycling bin.

Once a bookcase fell on me.

[Clone v.117]

How did you do that much damage with a butter knife? They're like as sharp as spoons.

[Omicron Corp]

How did you do that much damage with a butter knife? They're like as sharp as spoons.

yeah like wtf

[Steemer]

How did you do that much damage with a butter knife? They're like as sharp as spoons.

By bread knife I mean one of those serrated ones for cutting the bread

[Brickman]

totally thought you said butterknife at first. I guess not.

[Night Fox]

why the hell were you using one of those on a slice of bread

[Frankie²]

why the hell were you using one of those on a slice of bread

i use a hatchet

[Alyx Vance]

Steemer, how did you manage to drop it?

Once I got my finger stuck in a recycling bin.

Once a bookcase fell on me.

I once had a television fall on me. I now have a scar above my eye

[Steemer]

Steemer, how did you manage to drop it?
I once had a television fall on me. I now have a scar above my eye

I didn't drop it, it slipped off the bread.

I had a somewhat similar incident once where I fell on an air conditioner, I have a scar above my eye too.

[Mr Queeba]

Oof.
I hope you will be OK.

[dorkdotdan]

One time I closed a knife on my thumb and pulled my thumb out and left about a 1/4" deep cut. The surprising part was that I felt no pain.

[Nonnel]

Once I played hide and seek and I ended up with stitches on my head.