Ask the Bird obsessed kid a Question

[Lego lad]

how much do u charge for a fun night ya dig??

Nal don't do it

Your too good for him

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[Flatflyer]

how much do u charge for a fun night ya dig??

depends how fun you want it to be ;)

[F3d323]

so i just moved and i found a majestic bird at my balcony.
it is now my pet.
his name is flatflyer

[AcornCake]

hey flattire
on a scale 10 to 10, how hot am i?
others can answer this too. ;)

[SeventhSandwich]

have you ever gone so far as to do more look like
also: bird whistle?

update I ordered a 3 pack of these. will post results once they arrive

[KoopaScooper]

Have you contemplated Self Delete?

[Neon]

It was actually someone else who said this on the starbound megathread when someone asked the same question.

*slowly raises hand*

[Flatflyer]

hey flattire
on a scale 10 to 10, how hot am i?
others can answer this too. ;)

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Have you contemplated Self Delete?

and why would I do that?

so i just moved and i found a majestic bird at my balcony.
it is now my pet.
his name is flatflyer

aww  that's cute.

[ßlöükfáce]

What is your orientation

[Crispy_]

are you obsessed with birds??????!?!???!

[CharlesSpeaking]

already said in the furry thread,

APBUPBUP STOP RIGHT THERE

you've been in the furry thread

sorry, flatflyer, but you know that everyone in the furry thread is psychopathic and creepy

shame shame

[Flatflyer]

are you obsessed with birds??????!?!???!

nope.
not at all.
why would you think such a thing.

What is your orientation

define "orientation"

[Malleo100]

What does a bird's vagoos look like

[Flatflyer]

What does a bird's vagoos look like

Very feathery.

[F3d323]

flatflyer left my house
dammit