Ketchup is gross.
The smell is abhorrent, the taste is even worse (I imagine). I don't know why anyone would ever want to defile a succulent chicken nugget or crispy french fry with that putrid garbage paste. It's what I assume Satan's diarrhea looks like--and I don't even mean clumpy diarrhea u get after havin some nasty curry, I mean fucing liquid stuff that makes u burn from the waist down...