Have you ever shampoo'd your pubic hair?

[Zanaran2]

i thought robots didn't have vaginas or fluid that comes out of them

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[ResonKinetic]

I have a team of attractive women who suck my pubic hairs clean.

It's efficient.

[The Brighter Dark]

my snake is so, so small

[hodot]

my snake is so, so small

pfft like we didnt already know that

[mod-man]

i used to shampoo and comb my pubes into handlebar mustaches

the temptation to whip my richard out to show everyone was too real