Gj OP, just by mentioning Christianity, you started....what...the [insert huge number here] argument?
Your friend has offended of a miracle whip commercial?
Just a loving whipped cream commercial. You can always buy cream and whip it yourself. Or close your eyes and suck it out of a hose.
Miracle Whip is mayonnaise, isn't it?
WERE AN ANGEL FOOD CAKE FAMILY NOW
Your friend really overreacted
it's a simple fact that extremely religious christians are loving idiotsthey must never eat deviled eggs, because THEY INVITE THE DEVIL INTO YOUR HOMEdoes your friend have a history of doing things he sees on tv
Guys asu's mascot is a sun devil NEVER ATTEND THAT HELLHOLE