How to catch a recurring thief?

[Torin0101]

try getting one pregnant

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[Pie Crust]

Hit him/them with a baton steal his wallet and leave him/them in a ditch. If he suffers amnesia and robs you again. He'll/they'll eventually realize not to rob you.

Or, you know, call the police.

BEST IDEA! Buy chloroform and a rag. Hide near your car and put a rolex watch in it somewhere not too obvious. Put the rag in the container with the chloroform. When the guy comes and opens the door, jump out and put the rag under his nose, covering his mouth.

[Twerky]

Shockingly, a lot of people leave their cars unlocked when it's parked in their driveway.

Yeah because a driveway has an invisible barrier only good samaritans can go through

[Abstath]

Put Monopoly money in there
Or something that makes a really loud noise

[KoopaScooper]

Taze the bitch,
Clorofoam the bitch or
Shoot the bitch's limbs.

Don't forget to yell "SURPRISE MOTHERforgetER!"

Wire a nuke to the car and wait for that motherforgeter to dare open a door.

Hit him/them with a baton steal his wallet and leave him/them in a ditch. If he suffers amnesia and robs you again. He'll/they'll eventually realize not to rob you.

BEST IDEA! Buy chloroform and a rag. Hide near your car and put a rolex watch in it somewhere not too obvious. Put the rag in the container with the chloroform. When the guy comes and opens the door, jump out and put the rag under his nose, covering his mouth.

[Biohazard]

do the only justifiable thing
kill them

[Aware]

Hide in a bush and then run them down with a lawn mower when they show up again.

[Pie Crust]

Same starfishs, same stuff, different day.  Welcome to the Blockland forums. 

[@Ravencroft]

Why would you leave your wallet in your car???
I've had my car broken into once before. They took my $60 pair of Spyder gloves, and my $150 GPS.

[The Brighter Dark]

Brighter Dark confirmed witch. We are hanging at dawn.

onnoooo

[Jaxx]

police already have you covered, it's a stakeout. you really just make a big show about putting valuables in it, then get someone to watch for a couple nights and see who shows up. no stuffshow, no theatrics, just hook line and sinker.

[Pie Crust]

police already have you covered, it's a stakeout. you really just make a big show about putting valuables in it, then get someone to watch for a couple nights and see who shows up. no stuffshow, no theatrics, just hook line and sinker.

Don't make it obvious enough for the theif to think it's a setup, though.

[Niff]

Give a wad of $200 USD

illegal

[Pie Crust]

illegal

Do it discreetely.

[sir dooble]

If television has taught me anything, it's that you have to hire your own thief to catch him.