FACADE STAGEPLAYSat Mar 08 02 14 59 2014TRIPWhere are the new wine glasses?GRACEWhat for?TRIPThat should be obvious!GRACEOh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!TRIPJesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!KHADerp a herp a lurp.GRACEWhat -- Trip, don't give me that look!GRACEYou're going to drive me crazy!KHAI hope you guys read this crap.(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(Trip opens the front door.)TRIPKha!! TRIPHey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)KHAforget I FORGOT SUBTITALSKHAMelon(Trip closes the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)
FACADE STAGEPLAYSat Mar 08 02 29 21 2014TRIPWhere are the new wine glasses?GRACEWhat for?TRIPThat should be obvious!GRACEOh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!KHAYES YES IS GOOD COMMUNISTTRIPJesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!KHALET ME INGRACEWhat -- Trip, don't give me that look!GRACEYou're going to drive me crazy!KHAI WANT VODKA(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)TRIPOh, he's here!(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)GRACEWhat?! You said he's coming an hour from now!(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)TRIPNo, he's right on time!(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)GRACETrip...!(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)KHAVODKA(Trip opens the front door.)TRIPKha!! TRIPAh I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man?KHAYES HELLO COMRADETRIPAlright!TRIPWow, it's really really great to see you.TRIPWell come on in!KHASAME, DO YOU HAVE VODKA?TRIPUh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...TRIP(unintelligable arguing)KHANOKHAVODKATRIP(unintelligable arguing)KHAWHERE IS VODKATRIP(unintelligable arguing)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA closes the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA opens the front door.)(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA closes the front door.)KHAVODKA?GRACEKha, GRACEHi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted)GRACEUh...KHAHELLO MUSCOWVITEGRACEH-mmm (happy smile sound)GRACEAnd I have to say, you look great.GRACEMake yourself at home, come on in!KHAYES, RED ARMY HAS TAKEN MEGRACEOh, ha ha ha!TRIPKha, let me get you a drink. -- (interrupted)KHAIS NOT FUNNYTRIPW -- wait, uh, uh -- we need drinks.TRIPHow does a martini sound?KHAYES WINETRIPOh yeah, that's even better!GRACENo no, GRACEKha, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?KHAWINE.TRIPOh yeah, great idea, great idea!TRIPAlright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.KHABECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VODKATRIPOh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...TRIPIn terms of drinks...TRIPGrace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like to drink?KHAVODKA GOOD, BURBON BAD.GRACEUm, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please. -- (interrupted)TRIPHeh heh, Kha, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?GRACEYes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound)KHAYES, GOOD OLD STALLIN DAYSTRIPAlright Grace, your drink is ready.GRACEThanks.TRIPWhoa I just realized something!GRACEWhat...(KHA picks up the white wine bottle.)KHAIS THIS VODKA?(KHA puts down the white wine bottle.)TRIPSo, ten years ago... that's when you introduced us, right?KHAYES, WHEN STALLIN WAS RULERTRIPWe really want to thank you for years and years of...GRACEPain.KHAlove?(KHA picks up a player's drink.)GRACEHold on...GRACEYou think we should....GRACEhave more love... KHATHIS IS NOT VODKA.TRIPHo ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...GRACEHa ha, yeah...TRIPHa, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)KHANO AM NOT. VODKA.KHAWHERE IS VODKAGRACEWell, we're all friends here...TRIP(little sigh)KHANO, WE ARE COMRADES(KHA sips his player's drink.)TRIPWhat...? Kha, GRACETrip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends, that's all.TRIPHeh. Good one man, good one.KHACOMRADE, WHERE IS VODKAGRACEAnyway...GRACETrip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)KHAI AM NOT FRIENDGRACEYou know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, -- (interrupted)KHAI AM COMRADETRIPAh, yeah, Kha, I knew you'd like it. (KHA sips his player's drink.)TRIPSee Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look! -- (interrupted)KHAI DONT. I COMRADETRIPNo no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she... -- (interrupted)(KHA puts down a player's drink.)GRACEYeah I just had to have this damn view...GRACEbut... dammit, I'm wrong, I simply want a view of trees and green!TRIPTrees...? what?KHAWE IN RUSSIA, THERE NO GREENGRACEWhat?TRIPAha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating -- (interrupted)KHAONLY SNOWTRIPKha, uhh, Grace, you're so good at decorating!KHAtTRIPuh... KHATEA IS FOR BRITTISHTRIPYou should stick with -- (interrupted)TRIPOh, Kha, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.(Grace sips her Grace's drink.)GRACEUhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!KHAIS THIS FACIST ITALY?TRIPGrace, I know you don't like -- (interrupted)TRIPHeh, oh, well --GRACEKha, careful, too many compliments can go to Trip's head...TRIP(clears throat)KHAHE IS TRUE COMRADETRIPOh, ha ha, well -- GRACEWell you're really good at saying what Trip wants to hear.TRIP(little sigh)KHAYOU ARE TRUE MUSCOWVITEKHATRIP IS COMRADE, GRACEGRACEOh... well... TRIPThat's a nice thing to say, I'm sure Grace -- (interrupted)GRACEKha, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really -- (interrupted)KHAGRACE IS MUSCOWVITETRIPWait wait wait -- see, uh -- I just wanted us to spend time together!GRACETrip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?TRIPUhh, you're driving me insane! -- (interrupted)KHAWE IN RUSSIA, NO THAWINGTRIPHuh? What is this you're saying?GRACEThaw me out...GRACETrip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me!TRIP(little impatient sigh) Kha, I...TRIP(frustrated sigh)GRACEOh, and you...GRACEI can predict what you'll say...GRACEYou're so positive tonight, it's driving me crazy!KHANO, VODKA.TRIPKha, wait, I can't fix you a drink right now!GRACEEveryone tries to explain everything...GRACETrip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)KHANO VODKA?TRIPAlright, yeah, fine...GRACEAlright, you know what, Kha, KHANO VODKA I NOT STAYGRACEI'm going to ask you something.TRIPGrace --GRACETrip, let me ask our guest a question.(KHA knocks on the front door.)(KHA opens the front door.)GRACEKha, yes or no...GRACEDo you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other?TRIPWhat?(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)(KHA points to the elevator button.)
