THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BEDROOM

[Brickman]

snakes are cutie patooties

[Ad Bot]

[Sentry]

Possibly dangerous snake in my room? Better post it on a game forum!

[ResonKinetic]

Possibly dangerous snake in my room? Better post it on a game forum!

It just shows that we're his go-to guys.

Kind of like how some starfishs go to 4chan with their immediate problems.

Besides, who else would he contact?

(unless it was totally reasonable for him to shout to his parents or whoever could help him at the moment)

[Night Fox]

i let him go in my front yard

thank you for not killing a harmless animal

i tried to take pictures of it

lighting is stuff, so it looks different

you freakin idiot

[Flamecannon]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06guDi9wxOo

[Sentry]

Besides, who else would he contact?

Maybe he could contact someone that can actually help?
Exterminator
Animal Control
Parents
Other Family Members
Freinds
Neighbors

Anything else would be better than contacting some teenagers on a forum.

[Niff]

Treat it like a poisonous / venomous snake bite, clean it thoroughly

[Night Fox]

Treat it like a poisonous / venomous snake bite, clean it thoroughly

cleaning the wound is not how you treat venom
I mean it helps prevent infection and stuff. but that isn't the end of what you should do

[Brickman]

unless OP lives in australia or a desert the chances that the 5" snake is venomous are incredibly slim, i don't know why everybody is acting like snakes are venomous satan beasts out to kill

[Lego lad]

There's a snake in my boot

laughed harder than I should have.

[xSetrox]

I'm getting dizzy...
oh forget, could it be
no but seriously i'm all disoriented

[Nal]

rip op
died cigarette

[Night Fox]

unless OP lives in australia or a desert the chances that the 5" snake is venomous are incredibly slim, i don't know why everybody is acting like snakes are venomous satan beasts out to kill

I'm pretty sure even baby snakes still have usable venom. and there are a few venemous species in the US, and since he apparently hasn't identified it yet, or can't, there's nothing wrong with suggesting more than cleaning the bite wound

I'm getting dizzy...
oh forget, could it be

despite what I just said, chances are it's not venemous and that's just the placebo effect. but you should still describe what the snake looked like, or even better, take a picture of it WITHOUT PUTTING ANY OF YOUR LIMBS CLOSE TO IT

[Lego lad]

take a picture of it WITHOUT PUTTING ANY OF YOUR LIMBS CLOSE TO IT

this

I want

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[Niff]

cleaning the wound is not how you treat venom
I mean it helps prevent infection and stuff. but that isn't the end of what you should do

Yeah but I wouldn't call 911 for a garden snake bite