THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BEDROOM

[Niff]

Smash it with the nearest heavy object you wuss

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[Zanaran2]

There's a snake in my boot

OP confirmed for woody

[Romulus of the sky]

1. Violently beat snake with bear hands
2. Impale snake on pole outside house
3. Skin its corpse and wear it as a hat
4. No more snakes and you have a new hat

I'm up to 12 new replies. forget

[Mr_Minecraft]

Grab that bitch...



And eat it...

[Tayasaurus]

or, identify the snake by its skin pattern. if its harmless, pick it up with a glove or stick it in a container and take it outside.

Seriously its a 5 inch snake, the worst it can do is eat insects and small things to keep your garden nice.

[Niff]

or, identify the snake by its skin pattern. if its harmless, pick it up with a glove or stick it in a container and take it outside.

Seriously its a 5 inch snake, the worst it can do is eat insects and small things to keep your garden nice.

and you and then you have an infected bite because who knows what that snake bit, but it's in your body now since you picked it up and let it bite you, they use tools for this ya'know

[Tayasaurus]

and you and then you have an infected bite because who knows what that snake bit, but it's in your body now since you picked it up and let it bite you, they use tools for this ya'know

I said pick it up with a glove you doofus

[bejacks]

So.....What part of Australia do you live in?

[Tayasaurus]

So.....What part of Australia do you live in?

if he lived in Australia it would be 10 feet long and have knives for fangs

[AdinX]

It's only 5 inches long. That's the average snake size in America. If you can manage to choke down 5", You can probably handle a little garden snake.

In all seriousness, just put on a thick glove, pick it up, carry it outside and be done with it.
Setro you seriously just need to get a twitter so you can stop using BLF like it's a blog

[hodot]

if he lived in Australia it would be a loving dragon

ftfy

[ßlöükfáce]

op confirmed for indiana jones

Seriously 5 inches is nothing

[AtlasBlue]

1. Put it in a box.
2. Put it in another box.
3. Mail the box to yourself.
4. SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[Daswiruch]

It's only 5 inches long. That's the average snake size in America. If you can manage to choke down 5", You can probably handle a little garden snake.

In all seriousness, just put on a thick glove, pick it up, carry it outside and be done with it.
Setro you seriously just need to get a twitter so you can stop using BLF like it's a blog

6" is average american

[Subpixel]

Anyone else think of Toy Story?

1. Put it in a box.
2. Put it in another box.
3. Mail the box to yourself.
4. SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

You need to turn it into a flea first.