THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BEDROOM

[Night Fox]

So.....What part of Australia do you live in?

breaking news snakes exist in places other than australia

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[Filipe]

1. Put it in a box.
2. Put it in another box.
3. Mail the box to yourself.
4. SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Or to save on postage, you can poison it

[Niff]

if he lived in Australia it would be 10 feet long and have knives for fangs

yeah you're not getting close to that without dying first

[Night Fox]

Or to save on postage, you can poison it

OR
you can pick it up
and put it outside
and leave it alone

[Niff]

OR
you can pick it up
and put it outside
and leave it alone

and go back and eat it

[Zuero]

eat it

[Gatysh]

smash it with a boot

[Renousim]

setro is a pusillanimous individual, I've held a 3 foot long bullsnake that's blind from shedding, when they are blind they are more aggressive

[ßlöükfáce]

The average pocket knife is about that long closed, I don't really see what's so scary
If it's a 4 foot long diamondback you have a reason to be terrified

[Daswiruch]

setro is a pusillanimous individual, I've held a 3 foot long bullsnake that's blind from shedding, when they are blind they are more aggressive

my friend has snakes as pets and i visit there frequently and love to hold them
he wraps them around his loving neck to carry them around
btw they are pythons*
*new info

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[AdinX]

6" is average american

Source?
I've got 2 links that say roughly 5"
Not gonna post them cause I don't wanna get in trouble

[Mr_Minecraft]

eat it

[DrenDran]

pleasure yourself loveually

[Blockzillahead]

sorry i cant control my urges