THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BEDROOM

[erifpsiW]

how?

Do the love with it.

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[Flatflyer]

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[Theepicman]

itt: KILL IT!!!111. Seriously, even if the OP chopped the snake it'd be fast enough to bite him, possibly poisining him.
OP, were you able to see the colors of the snake? If so please describe them so we can identify the snake. Also, go tell your parents. They might be able to call some sort of animal control to handle the problem because Animal control is far more experienced than you.

If you do call Animal Control and they catch the snake, make sure there are no snakes in there. Then look for any possible hole that the snake used to get into the room.

[Nonnel]

Stick it in a boot.

[Brickitect]

itt: KILL IT!!!111. Seriously, even if the OP chopped the snake it'd be fast enough to bite him, possibly poisining him.
OP, were you able to see the colors of the snake? If so please describe them so we can identify the snake. Also, go tell your parents. They might be able to call some sort of animal control to handle the problem because Animal control is far more experienced than you.

If you do call Animal Control and they catch the snake, make sure there are no snakes in there. Then look for any possible hole that the snake used to get into the room.

I don't think you need to call animal control to get rid of a 5 inch snake.
Do you even know how long an inch is? it's no wider than your thumb.  Multiply that by 5 and that's how long the OP's snake is.

[Decepticon]

if he lived in Australia it would be 10 feet long and have knives for fangs

and it would be a spider

[Theepicman]

I don't think you need to call animal control to get rid of a 5 inch snake.
Do you even know how long an inch is? it's no wider than your thumb.  Multiply that by 5 and that's how long the OP's snake is.

The thing is that the OP did not know what snake it is. It can be poisonous or not which makes it dangerous for the OP to catch it himself. Not to mention that snakes act quickly.

[Epicduke]

did op even do anything yet

[Tayasaurus]

itt: KILL IT!!!111. Seriously, even if the OP chopped the snake it'd be fast enough to bite him, possibly poisining him.
OP, were you able to see the colors of the snake? If so please describe them so we can identify the snake. Also, go tell your parents. They might be able to call some sort of animal control to handle the problem because Animal control is far more experienced than you.

If you do call Animal Control and they catch the snake, make sure there are no snakes in there. Then look for any possible hole that the snake used to get into the room.

OH MY GOSH

ANIMAL CONTROL THEIR IS AN ANGRY CRICKET IN OUR HOUSE HELP

OH NO, WE'VE BEEN PUT ON HOLD

CALL THE MILITARY!!!

[Theepicman]

OH MY GOSH

ANIMAL CONTROL THEIR IS AN ANGRY CRICKET IN OUR HOUSE HELP

OH NO, WE'VE BEEN PUT ON HOLD

CALL THE MILITARY!!!

Thing is that the OP has a snake in his bedroom, not a cricket.

[Legoboss]

free carrot

[Mr.Noßody]

Okay Woody.

[Filipe]

If nothing works, just explode your bedroom, explosions solves everything.

[Tayasaurus]

Thing is that the OP has a snake in his bedroom, not a cricket.

You don't need to call loving animal control anyways. Thats how you overreact and you don't need professional grade "training" to handle a creature in your house unless it was the size of a bearlion (those things are horrifying).

[ßlöükfáce]

itt: KILL IT!!!111. Seriously, even if the OP chopped the snake it'd be fast enough to bite him, possibly poisining him.

That's what knife throwing is good for