ok, so i fell flat on my ass walking downstairs. (falls you've taken thread)

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

/blogland post number john madden

i'll be sure to put the butthurt ointment on

anyway, disucs falls you've taken before.

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[Flatflyer]

How did you fall me on your ass?

[hodot]

i once fell so hard i heard my pride shattering into a thousand pieces

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

How did you fall me on your ass?

i don't know

are you in my closet again man

[The Brighter Dark]

I stepped out of my car and onto my face cause of ice

[Brickitect]

Falling on my ass countless times while roller skating.

[Pie Crust]

Broke my hand stepping on an apple core. Went backwards, fell on my hand and broke it with my fatass.

[Flatflyer]

i don't know

are you in my closet again man

I just wanted some food
I tried to sneak around you when going to your kitchen and you tripped on me and fell on top of me.
I ran out before you could notice me though.

[hodot]

Falling on my ass countless times while roller skating.

rub a dub dub you're a loving scrub

never fell once motherforgeter :^)

[AcornCake]

one day i decided to go into my crawlspace.
i have not been in there for quite a while, so i forgot that i needed to bend over to not hit my head on the ceiling. so i ran.
i slammed my face on a air duct and the sound of my face hitting an air duct shot all the way around the house.

[XR-7]

I stepped out of my car and onto my face cause of ice

Talk about getting out on the wrong foot.

[Flatflyer]

one day i decided to go into my crawlspace.
i have not been in there for quite a while, so i forgot that i needed to bend over to not hit my head on the ceiling. so i ran.
i slammed my face on a air duct and the sound of my face hitting an air duct shot all the way around the house.

I think that hit gave you brain damage mate
this is the falling on your ass thread not hitting your head cus ur dumb thread.

[Georges]

I tried to kick a ball and fell foward and fractured my elbow. :P

[Kevso]

I tried riding the bowl on a bmx and fell on my whole front side my first time. I sprang both of my wrists.

[Alyx Vance]

Multiple bike wrecks, tripping over stuff, walking a bit too damn far, zip lining accident, so on and so forth.
Which one you want detail on?