ok, so i fell flat on my ass walking downstairs. (falls you've taken thread)

[Mariofan1701]

thought i fell down a cliff while climbing a mountain but i just tripped over a step

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

I broke my glasses tripping WALKING UP THE STAIRS

[Brickitect]

Multiple bike wrecks, tripping over stuff, walking a bit too damn far, zip lining accident, so on and so forth.
Which one you want detail on?

Zip line

I fell on my bike really hard once.  My stomach landed on the exposed part of the right handlebar, and it left a mark there for months.
I wept like a child- wait... I was a child, like 8 years old when it happened.

[xSetrox]

whats bad about falling on your ass

[Flatflyer]

I broke my glasses tripping WALKING UP THE STAIRS

[Zay]

One time when I was like 5 years old, my dad and I were out to like, Walmart or something buying food. When we got home, I realized my dad bought some captain crunch cereal, so I got really excited. I took the box and I went up the stairs running looking for my sister to tell her we got cereal, and it turned out she was downstairs. I was going to go down the stairs and I saw my sister on the first floor, and I got super loving excited and I tripped on the top step. I loving rolled down the loving stairs holding on to my captain crunch cereal screaming like a banshee. Then I loving flew and landed on a table in front of the stairs. It hurt and I was crying so hard.

This was intense

[Flamecannon]

whats bad about falling on your ass

it isnt cooked yet

[Redconer]

I'm sure Daleks fall all the time on stairs

[AdinX]

Once upon a time, When Adin was a wee-lad, he thought he was Peter Pan. He thought the only way to test this, was to jump off a 10ft high playset

Needless to say, Adin is not Peter Pan, and spraining your legs hurts like a bitch (weird circumstances, nothing broke but I managed to do something that made it difficult to walk for like a month)

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

whats bad about falling on your ass

it'll get sore and it'll hurt to sit down

[XR-7]

one day i decided to go into my crawlspace.
i have not been in there for quite a while, so i forgot that i needed to bend over to not hit my head on the ceiling. so i ran.
i slammed my face on a air duct and the sound of my face hitting an air duct shot all the way around the house.

OK THAT REMINDS ME....

I was at the St Louis City Museum trying to crawl through the tiny caves (I am much too big for that, and I was doing it anyway).  I was just crawling through one of the tiny crevices and there was a piece of fake limestone hanging down.  I hit my temple into it so hard that a loud resounding crack (from my skull) actually echoed through the caves.  A girl far behind me said, "What was that noise?"

Not falling, but felt that hitting my head applied to what you said.

[Flamecannon]

A girl far behind me said, "What was that noise?"

"Whose footprints are these?"

[Epicduke]

I fell on the stairs once and it felt like i broke my pelvis.

[Zanaran2]

OH MY GOD...
is the floor okay?

[Alyx Vance]

Zip line

Me and my cousin found some steel cable and decided to make a zipline. On the way down the roller slipped off because it hit a knot in the cable at the same time my feet slammed into the ground forcing me to hit the ground. The roller flew and stuck into the ground, if anyone was standing there it would have impaled them or just hurt them badly.