Make fun of yourself

[Zanaran2]

Hey there Zanaran, have you ever tried this new shampoo called hydrogen chloride?

[Ad Bot]

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Hey Master Shallow snake, ever thought about changing your name to something less stupid? Too bad. Badspot won't change your name when you PM him, and never will in the future. Now stop procrastinating on your assignments, dipstuff.

[Assistant]

Your parents wanted you originally to be aborted!

[Aperture Science]

This company is going to get sued if it gets found out, the CEO is already dead, we are running out of ideas, there is no one left but an insane AI controlling the building, a man stuck inside of different maintenance areas, and a test subject that is lost. This company is going loving downhill.

[SquartleTurtle]

i forget turtles with no mercy

[Abstath]

i liked it better when it was to insult the one above

Yiff in hell

[dudeman162]

dudeman162, you are awesome.

That's an insult because I have many nicer things to say about you.

[Clone v.117]

Clone is so over sensitive lol.
omg i cant believe i said that :(

[GhostStar]

You loving idiot. You cant even think of a good insult for yourself cos your so loving badass and handsome. Damn my insanely large ego

[BlurIsBack]

im bad at life

[Snaked_Snake]

Wow, you're such a nerd! I mean, why do you play games like CoD?! And others?!

[Eden]

Eden's such a stupid meaniehead.

[Snaked_Snake]

Eden's such a stupid meaniehead.

Original.

[Mariofan1701]

Face it, Xevi. You spend all day talking online with random people you dont know, you just play video games all day.
You lost your girlfriend, your friends, just for your dad to get a job in Canada. Just give up on life.

[GhostStar]

Just give up on life.

I will have the coroner mail you my gun when im done with it