How do you masturbate

[BuildaBox]

I fap with different layers of pillows for a realistic experience

Top layer (1): thick pillow
Layer 2: snake wrapped with a couple of tissues (allows cumming inside)
Layer 3: thin pillow
Layers 4/5: thick pillows to provide support

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[GhostStar]

with a tuna jar

Oh my god!

I hope never to see this phrase again.

oh god lol eksi

[sir dooble]

Me and a group of friends get together, choose a controversial topic and then have a mass debate over it.

[SquartleTurtle]

i have to put gloves on because my fingers will stab my robot richard

[Camel]

crying

[Threule]

with the force of a thousand suns

[uno_da_cat]

Just a finger?
Weak.

I'm sorry I have failed you senpai..

[Blockzillahead]

With sand paper and gasoline

[Night Fox]

With sand paper and gasoline

I cum gasoline

[Flatflyer]

I cum gasoline

remind me to never put a match near your richard

[ShadowsfeaR]

I cum gasoline

Take a lighter to that and you got yourself a flamethrower. ;)

[Flatflyer]

Take a lighter to that and you got yourself a flamethrower. ;)

he can also fill up his car just by masturbating.

[Night Fox]

one time I spent the night at a friend's house but accidentally committed arson bc I got horny :(

[Pencil42]

well its easy for you to reach since yours is pretty much a pencil.

offensive :( i used to be CarboThree but then s1 took my name and i became a pencil

[Malleo100]

I hump the couch/bed because I don't do well with my hands