What If Gabe Died?

[Superbro11]

I had one thing that came to mind.
what if gabe newell died? it will happen soon he is old and (fat) and they don't live that long it might be a few years till his death anyway who will control steam? who will makes new games from valve? will team fortress 2 have ANY updates? /discuss

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

HL3 gets done

[Mr Man]

We'd never get half life 3

[Masterlegodude]

Someone else will take over Gabe's position at Valve and things will continue normally except there will always be that one thing that people will complain about because Gabe's gone and will say that Valve sucks now

And they'll also miss Gabe's commentary nodes "Gaben@valvesoftware.com", "G-A-B-E-N, @valvesoftware.com"

[Electrk.]

mcdonald's would go backrupt

[Nal]

Then the internet will spawn more cancerous memes to make about him not making half life 3

[Night Fox]

it's really weird tbh how at this point you can just say "Gabe" and everyone knows who you're talking about

[Narkro555]

people will complain about because Gabe's gone and will say that Valve sucks now

Yeah I can definitely see this happening. People act as if Gabe Newell is the only person who programs at Valve.

[erifpsiW]

what if gabe newell died?

I don't think anyone would care after the fifth day.

who will control steam?

The second in command.

who will makes new games from valve?

Uh. The workers. Duh.

will team fortress 2 have ANY updates?

Yes. It's not like all the workers gather around Gabe as he sits and eats his chips, staring, waiting for the moment he says "A hat... With ponies..."

[Makingblah]

We used to make games.
Now we make money.

[dudeman162]

Nothingw will change. Half Life 3 will remain unreleased and the internet will continue to spam "hurr gay bin can't count 2 3 lolol

[DrenDran]

it will happen soon he is old and (fat) and they don't live that long

Am I the only one who finds this sentence hilariously dehumanizing?

[Tonkka²]

PC masterrace will cry

[Eden]

[Superbro11]

mcdonald's would go backrupt

omg that's so correct! uiadnoiadadnoawb wibuibwadm