I'm probably psychic.

[xSetrox]

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How I know is that sometimes I just think of events, and they actually HAPPEN in the future.
And it's not like me thinking "oh this book is gonna fall" after I let go of it.
So the teacher was assigning new seats today, and I thought of sitting next to my crush- IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
In another case, where we were grading each other's papers, I thought of a specific girl getting my paper and me getting hers- IT HAPPENED
And I was watching a youtube video and thought of an outro when there usually isn't an outro- IT HAPPENED
This is amazing.
It doesn't work on some things, like I can't tell your future, I can only predict stuff that will happen. And it has to be close to when the event is supposed to occur.

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[ZombiLoin]

This is a joke right?

[carolcat]

or you're experiencing what's called "coincidence"

[GhostStar]

Im thinking of a number between 1 and 74

[Legoboss]

alright answer me this
is my star fish ripe

[ResonKinetic]

don't bother trying to test it over the internet, people can just stuff on you and say "lol no i was thinking of the number 50 not 585351235" or whatever

Anyway, there are documented cases of actual psychics. Don't shame them by bringing your pseudo powers here.

[xSetrox]

or you're experiencing what's called "coincidence"

yeah no
it's no coincidence when it's happened to me last year and happened to me multiple times today

Im thinking of a number between 1 and 74

can't do that, of course if i say the correct number you'll say nope

alright answer me this
is my star fish ripe

can't do that either
it's events that will happen in the future that i'm psychic on, not what already is- not the present

[xSetrox]

don't bother trying to test it over the internet, people can just stuff on you and say "lol no i was thinking of the number 50 not 585351235" or whatever

Anyway, there are documented cases of actual psychics. Don't shame them by bringing your pseudo powers here.

yeah
i could make a lot of money if i get hired

[Dino5678]

plot twist:
setro is related to nostradamus.

[GhostStar]

yeah no
it's no coincidence when it's happened to me last year and happened to me multiple times todaycan't do that, of course if i say the correct number you'll say nopecan't do that either
it's events that will happen in the future that i'm psychic on, not what already is- not the present

just guess anyways. I will be honest

[ResonKinetic]

yeah
i could make a lot of money if i get hired

LOL

You're not gonna get hired when all you can do is predict if your crush is gonna sit next to you.

Unless there are some really weird guys who get off to that and want all the juicy details. Maybe they'll pay you.

[xSetrox]

LOL

You're not gonna get hired when all you can do is predict if your crush is gonna sit next to you.

Unless there are some really weird guys who get off to that and want all the juicy details. Maybe they'll pay you.

i have to master thy buddah powers

[Jairo]

is obama going to be assassinated?

[Legoboss]

Ok predict that you will cum in your crush after school to prove ur powers

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