Author Topic: How would you end a War in a creative way?  (Read 4008 times)

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Force all the women into brothels and send them out to every man, there would never be another war.
Who can be forgeted fighting when you could be busy loving?


Sink whatever continent(s) the war is occurring on into the ocean.

kill the president/king/emperor/prime minister/whatever of both countries

nuke the earth

move survivors to mars

launch a crippling ddos attack against that country's internet
That won't effect North Korea


give everyone a pound of green

« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 01:25:56 PM by Aware »

Send as many troops, tanks, planes, artillery, and ballistic missiles at the other country as possible.

Keep on fighting until world war 4

Civil uprising, in which all the peasantry of the world defeats their masters by forcible tickling.

assassinate important people in a bunch of countries

and make them think that the nation i don't like did it

Send a bunch of pigs with mud into their cities, making it too slippery and dirty for any military forces to cross through it.