Author Topic: How would you end a War in a creative way?  (Read 4187 times)

By taking the largest dump in my life

Air-Burst explosives of some description, filled with Army Ants.
Drop/Fire them on/at a major city.

GG

Use a massive computer hacking system to shut down everything the enemy has.

give every country WMDs
that'll teach them


I would place 17 hydrogen bombs around the surface area of the planet, and detonate them together and have the entire planet be completely destroyed.



I could also just kill every russian, then all war would end



glass could just pay for the war and everyone would be happy.

I would place 17 hydrogen bombs around the surface area of the planet, and detonate them together and have the entire planet be completely destroyed.
That would nowhere near destroy the Earth, even with the radiation from it.

If you want to destroy it, detonate maybe 25 all in the same place, which will 1) Cause super-quakes that shake the Earth up, and 2) offset the Earth's orbit around the Sun.

The same can be achieved with the moon.

bees vs wasps
do bees make delicious honey? yes
do wasps make delicious honey? no
do bees help the environment? yes
do wasps help the environment? no
how many times can bees sting? once
how many times can wasps sting?


do bees feed spiders to their young? no
do wasps feed spiders to the young? yes

Attach banana peels to everyone's feet. Then they couldn't walk.

Also, wasps do help the environment. They act as insect control for other insects. Food chain, brah.

Fire phallus rockets with cumsplosion features

That would nowhere near destroy the Earth, even with the radiation from it.

If you want to destroy it, detonate maybe 25 all in the same place, which will 1) Cause super-quakes that shake the Earth up, and 2) offset the Earth's orbit around the Sun.

The same can be achieved with the moon.
side note: detonating 25 is only gonna set off one while the rest are vaporised


like that collegehumor video about furry superhereos

like that collegehumor video about furry superhereos

Do I even want to know?