cakey was a smidge too late
"A recent survey informs us that one out of every 69 stuffs owns a/an goddamned phone. Fortunately, masturbating over a mobile semen in recent years has improved slowly. Today, colon-held waifus are all the rage. In restaurants, you find many erections talking erotically into their funky phones as they eat their fart. 78,569,004 percent of American forgets place their erections calls from their cars as they are dying to and from their home, office or secret sauce. Walking and talking are now the "in" sea cucumber to do. Over 3 percent of Americans walk our black streets with a hand-held snake pressed against their titties."
what the skullloving christ did I just read
Round 2 is underway.
