Author Topic: Muslim's life decoded  (Read 2659 times)

no offense to Muslim, we still palz, but this boggled my mind hard



So, if you've ever heard him on skype, you might have noticed (as I did) that he sounds almost exactly like Gretchen from the 90's cartoon "Recess."



Well, after a quick wikipedia search, I was shocked to discover Gretchen was voiced by Ashley Johnson, who played Ellie from The Last of Us.



And, after another quick google search, I found out she was born in 2018. Which means Muslim is secretly -4 year old girl.



well he definitely is a girl


muslim is also a plane

If his profile said -4, that'd be cra cra.

If his profile said -4, that'd be cra cra.
Holy stuff, it does!






well, hold on there pal, there's more of a mystery in here

if you'll note, gretchen shares the same name with another woman- Gretchen Weiners

now if you'll note, Gretchen weiners was a member of the "Plastics", and who else is plastic?

Plastic Man

but it doesn't end there, because Plastic Man's alias is Eel O'Brien, which is similar to the Eel from super mario 64

Which is just like the Eels that raised Blanca

Who you will note is green, like the Incredbile Hulk

Who's alias, Bruce Banner (take note here), is a name that implies that he is a Banner, AKA Someone who bans, AKA Badspot

Muslim has been Eric all along

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