So, i was driving down the road. . .

[Champion]

So, i was driving home from walmart, well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,

you forgot a well

[Ad Bot]

[th3coolst3r]

its incredible how your head hit the windshield
and caused it to crack

well, the force was so strong, and the seatbelts were broken, and i have a hard head.

[Blockzillahead]

true, but i thought it was cool, pain is in life, we all experience it, why not enjoy it, or make a joke out of it

You could've died... it's not something to be taken lightly.

[Eden]

true, but i thought it was cool, pain is in life, we all experience it, why not enjoy it, or make a joke out of it

Oh yeah, I just died, haha, yeah that happens, now I'm in hell, that's okay, make the best of a bad situation!

[th3coolst3r]

Oh yeah, I just died, haha, yeah that happens, now I'm in hell, that's okay, make the best of a bad situation!

true story

[Doughboy]

lol my arm just got chopped off hahaha gee comedy gold hoo hoo

[bithead9]

So, i was driving home from walmart, well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,well, my mom was,

The front seat references the non-driving seat in the front of the car.

[HellHound]

I, can't, stop, talking, like, this, because, it's, like, genetic, well, like, I, was, dropped, as, a, baby, a, bit, though.

[Blake1]

You were illegally sitting in the front seat lol

it depends on the state, I'm 12 and can legally sit in the front seat.

[XR-7]

In, 2009, I, was, in, a, wreck, in, my, minivan, I, was, sitting, at, a, stop, sign, and, an, old, lady, in, a, Buick, crashed, into, us, at, about, 30, miles, per, hour, the, back, of, the, van, was, destroyed, but, we, later, got, it, fixed, I, also, had, a, headache, that, entire, day.

[th3coolst3r]

bump

[Pie Crust]

How the hell do you crack a windsheild with your head and not lose conscious?

[HellHound]

he must have caught conscious after hitting his head on a windsheild.

[XR-7]

How the hell do you crack a windsheild with your head and not lose conscious?

OP is hardheaded.
This means that OP is probably very unreasonable.
Obama is unreasonale.
OP is Obama in disguise.
Obama was in a car accident.
HEADLINES!!

Brb getting on Google to check validity.

[CharlesSpeaking]

is the road okay?