Which came first?

[Swat 3]

The chicken or the egg?

The electron or the proton?

The Moon or the Earth?

The fart or the toot?

The fish or the reptile??


ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST:
ARGUE.
(also make up your own stuff)

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

egg
electron
Earth
fart
reptile

I just guessed

[SquartleTurtle]

weed came before all of this bullstuff

[$trinick]

The egg came first to be birthed into a chicken; the previous generation being the evolutionary predecessor to chickens.

Electrons are more simple particles than protons. They came first.

The earth came first, the moon was created from an asteroid hitting the molten earth and causing a large amount to be flung into space, which proceeded to orbit the earth.

Farts and toots are technically the same thing, so they came about simultaneously I suppose.

Reptiles sprung from "fish," but they wouldn't exactly be fish as you consider fish to be now.

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[Niff]

The egg came first to be birthed into a chicken; the previous generation being the evolutionary predecessor to chickens.

Electrons are more simple particles than protons. They came first.

The earth came first, the moon was created from an asteroid hitting the molten earth and causing a large amount to be flung into space, which proceeded to orbit the earth.

Farts and toots are technically the same thing, so they came about simultaneously I suppose.

Reptiles sprung from "fish," but they wouldn't exactly be fish as you consider fish to be now.

/thread

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[Subpixel]

Uh the moon is actually a chunk of molten earth mixed with an asteroid, iirc.

[Muslim]

The OP or the cigarette?

Likely, the cigarette.

[awesomebread]

obama

[Swat 3]

Humans or Chimps?
(I know they are different branches of banana lovers)

[Becquerel]

The chicken or the egg?

The electron or the proton?

The Moon or the Earth?

The fart or the toot?

The fish or the reptile??


ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST:
ARGUE.
(also make up your own stuff)

The fish came first
Because Eggs, electrons, protons and any other atomic particles, the moon, the earth, the fart, and the toot do not have snakees
Reptiles and  Chickens evolved from fish, and the fish were the most prominent species at the time, and they had snakees and obviously had to cum to reproduce

So its pretty obvious that the Fish came first

[Flamecannon]

the chicken came first
if you know what i'm sayiiiiiiin

[DrenDran]

Fart:
From Middle English ferten, farten, from Old English *feortan (in feorting (verbal noun)), from Proto-Germanic *fertaną (compare German farzen, furzen, Norwegian fjert), from Proto-Indo-European *perd-, *pérde. Cognate to Welsh rhech, Albanian pjerdh, Russian пердеть (perdetʹ), French péter, Ancient Greek πέρδομαι (perdomai), Sanskrit पर्दते (párdate).

Toot:
Cognate with Dutch 'toeteren' and German 'tuten' The german root goes back to Low German where it is spelt the same.

Basically 'fart' goes all the way back to proto-germanic whereas 'toot' only seems to be traceable back to Low German. Old Low German formed between the 9th and 12 centuries. However proto-germanic goes all the way back to the beginning of the first millennium.

Verdict: Fart came first.

[Lego lad]

weed came before all of this bullstuff

Typical squartleturtle, lol

[danisaac5]

Chicken - evolution
Neutron - stable charges I think
The Earth came first, I know this as fact
Both the fart and the toot came at the same time lél
Same with fish, because some fish developed reptilian properties.

[Nonnel]

To answer this we must first ask: which came first, the can or the can opener?

In the beginning, man had his club. He thought, "hey, I could open a can with this!" But in fact, there were no cans. With his perseverance, he made the can, and when he used his mighty can opener on it, he opened it, and inside was the egg!

myth busted.