What you want for your birthday v1

[Swat 3]

You get something, which is plastic surgery. It goes horribly wrong and now you snake is a vagina and you are terribly ugly/mutilated. Note to you: Don't get plastic surgery in India by Mexicans.

I want Watch Dogs.

[Ad Bot]

[RarwMuffinz]

Dogs start to watch you and proceed to furiously kill you.

I want a life

[Swat 3]

You open your present and a magical forces causes you to take the president's life, and you are then executed for the murder of the President.

I want Watch Dogs, a video game coming out in May.

[RarwMuffinz]

Dogs may come out and watch you

[ßlöükfáce]

He doesn't want anything how sad.

I want a bow and arrows

[Snaked_Snake]

If they don't say what they want or say "too bad" ignore it.

You get an arrow that shoots bows.

I want an arrow that shoots bows for my birthday.

[Abstath]

You take a bow to the knee

I want a reason for my future death

[Snaked_Snake]

Because people can't make a youtube channel like yours and kill you.


I want a gaming channel for my birthday.

[XR-7]

You get exactly what you want.  Then the website crashes.

I want a driver's license for my birthday.

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a motorbike license

I want the website to not crash.

[Abstath]

Your website gets into a car accident anyway.

I want lodsa spuds

[Snaked_Snake]

You get sdups.

I want this to be my last post for a little while in this thread.

[Swat 3]

You are banned for a little while.

I want to see the Purge 2.

[Abstath]

There are only 14 posts, it's 15 per page
therefore you don't get to see it yet

I wanna breathe fire

[Snaked_Snake]

You breathe water instead.

I want to breathe ice.