We're not making sprites for fursuits.
awww.
also I guess I'll list some achievements I came up with
Blockhead to Brainhead: complete the tutorial
Generally awesome: Defeat the Boss of general discussion
Nigerian pride: Defeat the Nigerian cunt's leader
Block Basher: Defeat 100 enemies
Hammer time: Defeat 50 enemies using only your hammer
100 dollars wat do: spend money at every shop in the game at least once
I'll come up with more later.