Counter Attack

[Niblic²]

the sword does what it's expected to do, and just flies back to you 2 seconds after being thrown.

i very clearly and bluntly kill the poster below me, with little to no difficulty doing so.

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman]

Im loving renderman bitch, im immortal.

I pull out a Mini-Nuke and shoot the below user.

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

dubstep with maximum bass because i want your ears to die

[F3d323]

The best, futuristic ear plugs are on my ears. I don't hear a thing.

I manipulate a giant wave of asteroids to crash into you at light speed.

[jonnyman5656]

Sadly they are 500000000 light years away.

You are in a room with a loin.

[Renderman]

The lion turns out to be friendly.

I spook you so much you die.

[sir dooble]

My spook glands are supercharged and reinvigorate my heart back to life.

I catapult a metric tonne of squid tentacles at you.

[XR-7]

Ew..... *Takes shower*

The earth's atmosphere is vaporized. Everyone dies.

[hodot]

my spare spacesuit i keep in my closet

i shove a non-broken tortilla chip down your throat and it HURTS

[Renderman]

Im loving renderman bitch, im immortal.

I force you to eat dog stuff.

[jonnyman5656]

I kick your face.

Suddenly ZOMBIES!

[Jakobblockhead]

Divides by zero.

Divides by zero.

[RarwMuffinz]

Returns syntax error and forces you to debug.

Zombie Muffin Atack

[BluetoothBoy]

Counteract with the muffinizing effect with salty snacks.

Forces below user into a vehicle and glitches them into the mod-terrain ground.

[Buu]

joke on you i am a vehicle

I erupt every atom in your body.