You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.You: HelloStranger: HelloYou: HelloStranger: HiYou: SalutationsStranger: Childofdarkness, eh?You: not exactlyStranger: Liar.Stranger has disconnected.you were WRONG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.Stranger: HELLOYou: Salutations.Stranger: ohStranger: its you againYou: ???Stranger: i forgotStranger: who you wereStranger: but we metYou: I run into a lot of faces these days.Stranger has disconnected.
I keep saying richard wiener to this one guy and he keeps thinking I'm acorn. Lol
you're acornYOU'RE ACORN>:(ok whos the 1 sayin "my main man" cuz i swear thats acorn 99% of the time
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.You: ayyyStranger: hiYou: my main manYou: ;-)Stranger: you aren't acornYou: no i'm notStranger: i knew itYou: i'm looking for a main man thoughYou: andStranger: case provenYou: i think it's youStranger: ohStranger: reallyYou: yesStranger: That seems quite nice.You: bbyStranger: I guess I can man up a bit.You: will u b myYou: main man?Stranger: Sure.You: *hands u diamond ring*You: <333Stranger: Oh stuff.Stranger: Uh.Stranger: I don't know what to say.You: I don't know, either.You: This is the first time I've ever been with a main man before.You: I don't know how to react.Stranger: lolYou: This feels really special.Stranger: waitYou: Perhaps we should kiss?You: OrYou: do you prefer being stabbed with a hook?Stranger: acorn, is that youStranger: i prefer forkYou: depends on your interpretation of life and how it functionsYou: no hookYou: i only use hooksStranger: acornYou: how else can weeYou: hook upYou: ;-)Stranger: i know its youStranger: i will find youYou: You know it's AcornCake inside, butYou: is it really?Stranger: I WILL FIND YOU.Stranger has disconnected.
is that yougod loving damnIT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.You: ayyyYou: my main manStranger: hi, there, friendYou: Wow, that's quite a list you got there.You: Hi, there, AND FRIEND?Stranger: i must make mighty marchesYou: That seems like much.Stranger: towards miggo the magnificent mexican midgetYou: uhmYou: my name is miggoYou: are you looking for meStranger: you're a stylish superstar with a sweet sensational sportinessStranger: butYou: But?Stranger: there's only two questions that mean anything in this worldYou: No.You: Every question has a purpose.Stranger: one, who was foneStranger: and twoStranger: is clue dead :(Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: im ayxrion home boiYou: my mAIN MAN <333Stranger: how dare you not jizz to my god fireboyYou: oh noooYou: sorryYou: sorry i shamed uYou: i'll improve on my habits nowYou: becauseStranger: ya you shamed me hard :(You: you are my main manYou: do u still have my ringYou: crap am i losing connectionStranger: im hdomahn0zeksaStranger: solve my loving riddle you slow ass typerStranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.Stranger: I am from the high council of Cows, how may I help you?You: can i get a steakStranger: YeahYou: sweetStranger: Good thing you askedStranger: We are having a 2 for 1 slave dealStranger: $10You: awesome!Stranger: You just gotaa butcher and cook it yourselfStranger: UnlessYou: i'll take twenty!Stranger: you pay an extra $100 and we'll do it for youStranger: Twenty?Stranger: OkYou: yeahYou: twenty slavesStranger: Well first, I'm gonna needyour addressYou: 9033 forgetstuff Avenue, BricktonStranger: Ok and your First and last name sirYou: renaldo prerridegStranger: That will be $100 pleaseStranger: How will you be paying?You: lint and dried semenYou: *hands over a jar of said lint + dried semen*Stranger: I'll take thatStranger: And your cows will be here shortly thank youStranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.You: *seductively extends leg across your face*Stranger: Oh man..Stranger: That's hot..Stranger: Show me more.You: *proceeds to jiggle leg fat, awaiting you to react aggressively*Stranger: OHHHHHH MY TESTOSTERONE IS SHOOTING THROUGH THE ROOF!!!Stranger: UNCONTROLLABLE!!!!!You: *moans loudly*You: *leg hairs stand on end*Stranger: *stuffS PANTS!!!!*You: hey is it you againStranger: Who else?You: remember when i ate your stuffYou: that was coolYou: and then you diedStranger: Aw man.Stranger: I've had too much taco bell.Stranger: Too many loco tacos.Stranger: Brewin the good stuff.You: did you buy it from a jellyfish by any chanceStranger: Yeah.You: ew grossYou: he killed me like three timesStranger: stuff.You: I asked for a jelly and fish taco and he cried and murdered my family and me.You: very sadYou: *as i am saying this, my leg is going up and down your face*You: you also feel my leg hairs btwYou: they're really warmStranger: They're getting into my pores and its making me feel uncomfortable.Stranger: But kinky...You: *as my leg hairs penetrate you, i place my other leg onto your back*You: *i proceed to smack your plush rump with my right leg*Stranger: *Pukes aggressively*You: *brushes puke with other leg*You: *places same leg back on face*Stranger: *Continues to puke in agony*You: *cums*Stranger: *Dies from a heart attack*You: *says "Yes" to self, as that was the plan*You: *makes out w/ corpse*Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like blf.Stranger: good tidingsYou: And mediocre ones to you.Stranger: well that's just dandtyYou: Indeed. I don't wish you well, nor do I wish you maltreatment. I only wish for your life to proceed as it is right now.Stranger: who are youStranger: and what era is it where you're fromYou: I am from the year 2014, and I believe I am not human.You: i dunno who i am thoughYou: i need help w/ thatStranger: hi childYou: how did you knowYou: :CStranger: because i know youStranger: like the back of my laptopYou: charlesYou: charles is this youStranger: except probably more because i have no clue what the back of my laptop isStranger: i'm justYou: *clue*Stranger: a ghostYou: you're totally charlesStranger: going my own waysYou: charles plsStranger: on a path built for oneStranger: and that path is banlandYou: :CYou: Charles...Stranger: Giga, I..You: oh MY GOD YOU REALLy ARE CHARLESStranger: noYou: ohStranger: i am actually a mexican midgetStranger: named miggoYou: oh you aRE CHARLESYou: CHARLES HIStranger: hiiiYou: oh my goddddYou: how many times have we actually ran into each other thoughYou: likeYou: has anyone extended their leg in front of your face yetStranger: three or fourYou: reallyStranger: yesYou: oh myStranger: you drunk m8You: okStranger: what're you drunk onYou: clue is not dead i promiseYou: i'm drunk on life itselfStranger: also ayxrion thinks i'm acorncakeYou: well yeahYou: i thought acorncake was youStranger: i thought i was meYou: The only person I guessed perfectly with no clues thus far is Drendran.Stranger: but in realityStranger: i'm actually a mexican midget named miggoYou: yeah same i hear yoYou: *youStranger: i guessed youYou: alrightYou: i'll be seeing youYou: :CStranger: but to be fairStranger: it was obviousYou: well yeah only i type like thisStranger: bcos i'm charles and i know stuffStranger: alsoYou: Suddenly perfect, and then suddenly all lowercase.Stranger: someone is using my forum nameStranger: ingameYou: I know.Stranger: or atleast has used itStranger: i have an imposterStranger: this is excitingYou: charles we went over this alreadyStranger: you also make :C facesStranger: and speak fancy pants wordsYou: and :KStranger: and i think you use w/ a lotStranger: but so do iYou: i haven't used :K often todayStranger: you didn't even :KYou: i knowStranger: i haven't used slavery often todayYou: no situation i've been in required itYou: same same i get youStranger: no situation i've been in required itStranger: butStranger: every situationStranger: requires a miggo the mexican midget :-)You: TruYou: anywayYou: so long my sweetStranger: :{You: parting is such sweet sorryYou: *sorrowStranger: sorryStranger: pfYou have disconnected.
http://logs.omegle.com/c583cb8
This is Vito's mother.
Poll