Also Jenny McCarthy is a moron.
Yeah I can totally agree with this. Jenny McCarthy is loving stupid.
A lot of neckbeards don't actually have neckbeards.
I hate how people using neckbeard as an insult don't even know the real symptoms of neckbeards.
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