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i'm autistic and i find it hilarious when people try to "stand up" for autistic people and try to get people to stop using "autistic" as an insult. i remember a time 3 years ago when i was half-offended by people using the word autistic as an insult, but i just stopped caring at a certain point. so should everyone.
also love the argument "some of the smartest people in the world are autistic!"
very few people give a stuff about this
