Author Topic: computer technicians - the game (Read 1596 times)

KillerCop311 · March 31, 2014, 07:19:04 PM

This is more of a story creating game where one person says something, and another person says something.
This is computer technician themed, so it's kinda like you're in a chat group. so, go.

Not A Robot: Hello, thank you for contacting [A TOTALLY REAL COMPANY], how may I help you today with your PC? I am not a robot, so please don't consider me as one!

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Zanaran2 · March 31, 2014, 07:21:05 PM

why can't my printer print animated gif files?

Nasoa · March 31, 2014, 07:22:22 PM

Quote from: Zanaran2 on March 31, 2014, 07:21:05 PM

why can't my printer print animated gif files?

your ultraviolet magnet-ink transducers are misfiring

you need a new printer and computer

Gojira · March 31, 2014, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: Zanaran2 on March 31, 2014, 07:21:05 PM

why can't my printer print animated gif files?

did you try turning it off and back on?

Pie Crust · March 31, 2014, 07:36:13 PM

Of course not. Why would I do that?

Dallas Dick Kicker · March 31, 2014, 07:38:36 PM

because you have a jizz sock compartment

SquartleTurtle · March 31, 2014, 07:39:53 PM

help i was watching research in space and then i accidently dropped my hard drive into the sun how do i get my stuff back

Pie Crust · March 31, 2014, 07:41:08 PM

You need to buy our [Insert expensive bullstuff here] and there is a possibility (1 in 1mil) that the sun will turn off, allowing you to walk in it and grab your HDD.

Dallas Dick Kicker · March 31, 2014, 07:42:10 PM

help, i was using my jizz sock compartment and my computer is starting to emit a jizz smell!

Zanaran2 · March 31, 2014, 07:42:17 PM

please reevaluate your life choices

Pie Crust · March 31, 2014, 07:43:34 PM

Quote from: Zanaran2 on March 31, 2014, 07:42:17 PM

please reevaluate your life choices

You can either buy
Awesome Life - $2.5k USD
Somewhat awesome life - $2k USD
Free Trial - Free!

The Subject · March 31, 2014, 07:58:07 PM

Quote from: Pie Crust on March 31, 2014, 07:43:34 PM

You can either buy
Awesome Life - $2.5k USD
Somewhat awesome life - $2k USD
Free Trial - Free!

I'll take the free trial. Do you have a setup wizard that will help me download the setup wizard?

King of the Bill · March 31, 2014, 07:59:23 PM

Quote from: The Subject on March 31, 2014, 07:58:07 PM

I'll take the free trial. Do you have a setup wizard that will help me download the setup wizard?

It's packaged with our handy setup wizard that is installed by our setup wizard!

Pie Crust · March 31, 2014, 07:59:51 PM

Not exactly. We have a program that downloads a program that downloads a program that downloads a program that downloads the setup wizard for your setup wizard and gives you some free smilies while it installs your "Life! Free Trial" program. Don't forgot about the FABULOUS ads you may encounter during the installation.

The Subject · March 31, 2014, 08:00:51 PM

Sweet! Wait... Where are the free toolbars?