4chan/Greentext Megathread

[Daswiruch]

I want to see poop bandit grade 12

[Ad Bot]

[hillkill]

bamp

[Qwepir]

I got plenty more of this stuff too but I don't want to image tag them because they're kind of long and I don't want to stretch my post any more than it already is, so I'll just link them.

How Biker Santa Saved Christmas
The Power of Lucha
Fa/tg/uy Stops a Mugging
[something witty about the number zero]

[ShadowsfeaR]

>"Deal with it sweetie, yes yes"
>"yes yes"

forgetin Dr. G

[Qwepir]

I thought it was referencing that but I didn't want to say anything.

[Pentium]

that was beautiful. oh how i want this to be real ;-:

It is.

EDIT: Since I've posted in this thread, I might as well share some stories:
Roemerbo
Neal the raptard - everybody seems to know about this one, but posting just in case
Robbie the handicap

[Yosher]

I'M BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO, AND THIS TIME, I'M IN THE MOOD

anyways here's another greentext dump

[Toxicology]

that last one

[ßlöükfáce]

ITS NOT WEED YOU PIECE OF stuff STONER

[Eden]

Can anyone link the feminist named Jenny story?

[Mura]

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☐ Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)14:53:23 No. 7859403 Replies: >>7859382 >>7859352 >>7859324 >im watching anime with my friends >one of the friends (a girl) says we should watch hentai >start watching hentai and then we decide we should copy what they do in it >orgy commences >cant get hard >mfw

[IkeTheGeneric]

This is probably the best one ever

[Nonnel]

i will smear justice everywhere

[lolz??]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0rvvFsBMyw

[Eden]

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