Author Topic: Need 'pranks' to do while family goes away.  (Read 4205 times)

put electrical tape on the remote signal thingies so they don't work

Due to disputes with my family, I don't go on vacation with them any more.
Aw :C
I got an idea :

1. Freeze Mentos into ice cubes
2. Once family comes back, serve the bomb sodas.




Other than loving bitches and throwing parties (as you would expect)
typical furdle lol
was this really needed?


typical furdle lol
was this really needed?
that was actually self aware sarcasm for once, which is a welcome change.

Cover your house with gasoline and have a trail go into a little cup, and tell everyone when they get home they have to throw a match into the cup!



Urinate on everyones beds.



stuff on everyones beds.



Mix ammonia and bleach on everyones beds



put cyanide in all of the food



put a bomb in your house



put a bomb in your parents car



put a bomb in your parents



replace your parents coffee with cyanide a bomb



jerk off into everyone's socks

dress up in all black and run outside with a laptop or some expensive electronic when they come
pour warm milk over the bathroom floor right before they come home, wouldn't want it to go bad or cool down-you know what they'll think it is
somehow manage to make the doorknob electrocute a bit
pour soap all over the floor (this can hurt them so make sure to engineer some safety thing)
put lubricant in hand sanitizer (haha, this is evil)
get a stuff TON of marbles and pour them out when they enter the house
put a sticky note on the bottom of a computer mouse, and watch as they call tech support to get it fixed

smear stuff all over their walls, that'd be loving hilarious.

WHOOPS I'M TOO FUNNY

you should totally do the old bucket of water trick.
I actually smeared stuff on my wall when I was a baby. XD

smear JUSTICE on everything you can

Sit on the recliner on the roof reading the newspaper casually as your parents pull up into the driveway.

that was actually self aware sarcasm for once, which is a welcome change.
yeah it sucks cause he's so "aware" of himself he forgets there are other people around him that dont care

Throw all of their mattresses into a pool.