Today is autism awareness day.
BE aware of lurking autists in your neighborhood.
1: Lock your windows and doors
(thank god they can't pick locks)
2: Put my little pony toys and dragon carrots on your neighbors doorstep
(this averts the horde to another house in an emergency tard attack)
3: Stay away from hat stores
(autists usually bombard hat stores and tear every fedora and trilby from the store and leave no survivors)
4: Put a salt circle around your house
(autists are usually athiests and athiests are demons and i read some pagan stuff online and it said demons don't like salt so yeah)
STAY SAFE FELLOW FORUMERS
