pun thread

[Epicduke]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

post punny puns

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[Slammer1337]

v2

[Flamecannon]

how punny

[ßlöükfáce]

here comes mr man and buu

[AdinX]

here comes mr man and buu

The punishment is only just getting started

[Nonnel]

we need a subject here

[Flamecannon]

This post will surely acupuncture these spunky punks into expunction, no impunity for them! I think they'll get a punch in the pants for these ones, as I continue to punctuate my puns perfectly like punting a football right between the field goals.

[Kumquat]

How can you tell if an ocean is friendly


It waves

Why did the elephant decide not to move


He couldnt lift his trunk

How do you keep a lion from charging


You take his credit card

Whats the best way to prevent water from running


Dont pay the water bill

I know theyre not really puns but ya know


:)))

[xSetrox]

a man walks into a bar
ouch

[CharlesSpeaking]

a man walks into a bar

and it doesn't hurt at all i mean it just went sort of "clunk" and then he walked around the bar and was fine because he doesn't have physical problems

[Biohazard]

why did the boy drop his ice cream
because he has parkinson's
wait thats not a pun

[AdinX]

What do you call it when it's the road's fault?

Asphalt
say it slowly

[Gatysh]

What do you call someone that bugs a lady?
A ladybug.

[Cakey]

I was gonna tell a construction joke but I'm still working on it

I was gonna tell a snake joke but it's too long

I was gonna tell a pizza joke but it's too cheesy

[Pie Crust]

I was gonna tell a toilet humor joke but it's a piece of stuff.