My cousin was killed in a school massacre, the best way to stop a school shooting is to not let the school shooting happen at all. To this day I can honestly say that it should have been me, not her. My cousin was going to change the world.
Don't loving joke about school shootings.
What school shooting was it? Columbine? Virginia Tech? Gritty Grapnel? Or another one?
Either way, I'm sorry about your cousin. It's hard to cope with a loved one dying.